Snowpeople

Black Balled

2011-04-18T06:24:00.000-07:00

We get it.

You don't want our kind here.

All of the qualities that reflect good wholesome character like:
Persevering
Tenacity
Dedication
Consistency
Dedication
Renewing
God-willed
God-ordained
and more. . .

We're tired of hearing you all complain about us. We've tried to connect. Haven't we shown a gentle spirit, welcoming to all? We've tried to show abundance and generosity of our people. But, you just like to complain, criticize, belittle our character.

Well. You win. We get it. We're outta here. Seeking greener pastures, although, 'been there done that, rejected and alone will be our theme song for the next chapters, same as the past chapters. Here we go . . .

We Hate Blow Jobs

2009-02-19T07:44:00.001-08:00

Singing Da Blues

2009-02-05T12:03:00.000-08:00

I got da blues.
It's so painful. Sad, really.
I no longer see the snowperson, all I see is
Big. Blue. Snow. Balls.

Must have been all that talk about that pesky groundhog proclaiming more winter and all the negativity in the air. No one likes snow so how could they like us snowpeople? We just be chillin, standin and singin da blues all day and all night long...

Blue Snowpeople...
I saw ya standin alone...
Without a love in your heart,
Without a love on your own....

Smiles

2009-02-02T04:40:00.000-08:00

Don't worry. Be happy.
"You don't need no carrot to complete us!"

Safe, In My Creator's Hands

2009-01-30T11:27:00.000-08:00

Snow For Sale; Ice For Free

2009-01-28T04:25:00.000-08:00

Free Ice Available too! We snowpeople are generous. Trust the snowbanks. We're not like those people banks! We just want to make people smile. Feel free to support our cause to help us get the word out. You may pass along our laugh to a friend or click an advertiser along the right panel to purchase fun in the snow items. We are trying to purchase a new laptop for PR purposes, our computer keeps freezing up on us!

Frosty The Snowman

2009-01-25T06:30:00.000-08:00

Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal.
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of snow but the children
Know how he came to life one day.

There must have been some magic in that
Old silk hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around.
O, Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could laugh
And play just the same as you and me.

Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.

- Lyrics by Steve 'Jack' Rollins and Steve Nelson

Thank You Hallmark for Spreading the Snow Love!

2009-01-22T06:16:00.000-08:00

Thank you to this blogger, a dear friend to the snowpeople who enlightened us to the positive publicity that she recently witnessed from an article, titled Snow People Come Alive as published in Hallmark Magazine, February issue.

Here are some sneak peaks into that great article. They may be viewed by visiting Hallmark's site, or by picking up a copy of this month's issue. They have a cute video of Snowpeople on their web site that we would love to recommend you watch and share!

Gender Rarities

2009-01-22T03:54:00.000-08:00

It is reported that less than one in one million snowpeople have either male or female gender parts. As it is well known, most snowpeople are transgendered and are without male or female parts. However, in this unusual case, as shown above, snowwomen are also created.

Still, humans insist on calling our species male as in snowman, snowmen and "his" scarf or "his" hat.

One Size Does NOT Fit All

2009-01-21T13:45:00.000-08:00

Size matters.

Not all snow balls are created equally.

All this talk about the inauguration balls. No one ever talks about snow balls or snowmen or snow people. Why?

How to Make Snowpeople without Snow

2009-01-18T13:35:00.000-08:00

When life gives you snow, make snow balls.

When life gives you snow days, make snow people.

When life gives you no snow, but you want to make a snow man or snow lady, then make these:

Light up your child's eyes with the magical bliss of snowpeople today!
Use whatever you have (snow, paper, cotton balls, peas) around your home to make it happen!

Snowpeople. If you build one, smiles will abound.

Snow Ala Mode

2009-01-16T04:58:00.001-08:00

Only kidding. Ice cream comes from cows silly!

Just Say NOsnow

2009-01-15T04:28:00.000-08:00

This is a pot head with a serious drinking problem.
Don't be a pot head.It is NOT cool.

Green Snow Man "Peas"

2009-01-14T05:55:00.001-08:00

Check out this great photo! Some of you might think this is disTASTEful, but come on! What do you really have against peas?

We need to get this photo in our scrapbook! If only we had a free scrapbook! There are a lot of newsclippings of us lately and we'd like to archive them so they can be enjoyed to future generations of our snowpeople.

Enter in this contest to win a free scrap book! Check it out...

We like the idea of scrapbooking because there are SO many photos of us just lying all over the place, all over the world!

That is a never ending challenge for us!

But, if you really want to know what we love the most it is the CORK BOARDS.

I think because we are 'corky...'

Extra! Extra! Read All About It!

2009-01-13T15:38:00.000-08:00

Enough said.

What NOT To Wear

2009-01-13T04:37:00.001-08:00

Does this necklace make me look fat?

Join us next week when we will talk about what buttons to wear for your correct body type.

A Comical Day

2009-01-12T05:39:00.000-08:00

We are so excited to see one of our kind in today's paper. Check your comic section to see if we made it in your local paper too!

Embedded from: http://comics.com/peanuts

Thanks Peanuts!

Can You Identify?

2009-01-11T09:14:00.000-08:00

This is a victim of identity theft. Possibly an identity crisis.
Either way, this snowperson is unidentifiable.

Singing the Blues

2009-01-10T17:29:00.001-08:00

Snowpeople Philosophy

2009-01-10T13:37:00.000-08:00

We started a blog to get the word out about some common misconceptions on the modern snowpeople. We recently read a blog post from Crazy Jugs that called us to action.

Crazyjugs posted an important question:

"When Snowmen die, where do they go and why do they leave carrots and hats behind."

Good question.

When we melt, we do not die however. This is one of the most common misconception about our kind.

We go through a process called teletransportibernation. When the temperatures reach a certain point, our molecules breakdown, our properties change and we become one with the universe. We then are reincarnated elsewhere. Sometimes we come back as icicles, sometimes we come back as a cup of coffee. A legend has it that a snow person came back as a walking and talking snowman who starred in a hit film that flopped. This snowman went by the name Jack. It is completely random and unknown how or why we are teletransportibernated.

About the carrots and hat. We leave behind our carrots because carrots can't teletransportibernate. And, neither can hats. Unless, they are made out of snow, of course.

Our Favorite Things

2009-01-10T13:24:00.001-08:00

- Snowflakes falling fresh from the night sky.

- Colorful scarves.

- Children sledding.

- Christmas time.

- Greeting cards.

- Snow days.

- The love of our creator.

- Cameras and photos.

- Fashion.

- Top hats.

- Detailed hands.

Snowpeople are Transgender

2009-01-10T13:21:00.000-08:00

Just because you look at us and see big balls, doesn't mean we are snow MEN.

Snowpeople Semantics

2009-01-10T12:27:00.000-08:00

Humans are called humans, or hue-people because they come in different hues. Some hue-people are tan or brown, some are pink or peach. They really do come in a beautiful assortment of colors those hue-people. It's boring that we are all white with black eyes.

Why are they called people, or pee-pole? Simple. Some of them can pee while standing up.