Black Balled

We get it.

You don't want our kind here.

All of the qualities that reflect good wholesome character like:
Persevering
Tenacity
Dedication
Consistency
Dedication
Renewing
God-willed
God-ordained
and more. . .

We're tired of hearing you all complain about us. We've tried to connect. Haven't we shown a gentle spirit, welcoming to all? We've tried to show abundance and generosity of our people. But, you just like to complain, criticize, belittle our character.

Well. You win. We get it. We're outta here. Seeking greener pastures, although, 'been there done that, rejected and alone will be our theme song for the next chapters, same as the past chapters. Here we go . . .

We Hate Blow Jobs

Singing Da Blues

I got da blues.
It's so painful. Sad, really.
I no longer see the snowperson, all I see is
Big. Blue. Snow. Balls.

Must have been all that talk about that pesky groundhog proclaiming more winter and all the negativity in the air. No one likes snow so how could they like us snowpeople? We just be chillin, standin and singin da blues all day and all night long...

Blue Snowpeople...
I saw ya standin alone...
Without a love in your heart,
Without a love on your own....

Smiles

Don't worry. Be happy.
"You don't need no carrot to complete us!"

Safe, In My Creator's Hands

Snow For Sale; Ice For Free

Free Ice Available too! We snowpeople are generous. Trust the snowbanks. We're not like those people banks! We just want to make people smile. Feel free to support our cause to help us get the word out. You may pass along our laugh to a friend or click an advertiser along the right panel to purchase fun in the snow items. We are trying to purchase a new laptop for PR purposes, our computer keeps freezing up on us!

Frosty The Snowman

Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal.
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of snow but the children
Know how he came to life one day.

There must have been some magic in that
Old silk hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around.
O, Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could laugh
And play just the same as you and me.

Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.

- Lyrics by Steve 'Jack' Rollins and Steve Nelson